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pktwatch - Saturday Apr 27, 2002 Weight:330.0 

Hey you guys and gals I couldn't resist not putting this one on.

Fat Theology

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMOs.

I found this floating around the net. I thought it rang true and just had to post it here;-)

Well you all stay strong and remember:

"IF BUTCH CAN DO THIS, SO CAN I!"


Comment left by MichelleP on 04/27/2002: Hi,

I am rolling on the floor laughing my head off, wonder how many calories that burns off!! I loved your entry today!!!!!!! I am going to copy it and put it on my desk, and I am also going to put it up in our staff lunchroom! That is so funny but true, and sad!

Take care and have a wonderful day!


Comment left by biscottibody59 on 04/27/2002: I just noticed you lost 45# since you've been on here--Congrats! Keep up the good work!


Comment left by queenamy26 on 04/28/2002: Sad but true! I copyed and saved this one. I will probably email it to a bunch of friends.I know they will appreciate it.See ya...


Comment left by dingbatprincess on 05/02/2002: LOL!!!! :~)


 

 

 

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